Cheers TV Scripts

CHEERS

1^ST SEASON: pilot (give me a ring sometime) * any friend of diane’s * the boys in the bar * coach returns to action * coach’s daughter * diane’s perfect date * father knows last * friends, romans, accountants * let me count the ways * no contest * now pitching: sam malone * pick a con…any con * sam at eleven * sam’s women * showdown-parts 1 & 2 (combined) * someone single, someone blue * the spy who came in for a cold one * the tortelli tort * truce or consequences

2^ND SEASON: affairs of the heart * battle of the exes * cliff’s rocky moment * coach buries a grudge * coachie makes three (missing pages 2 & 3) * fortunes and men’s weights (missing page 19) * the homicidal ham * how do I love thee…let me call you back * I’ll be seeing you-parts 1 & 2 (combined)(missing page 70) * just three friends * no help wanted * norman’s conquest * old flames * personal business * power play * snow job * sumner’s return * they called me mayday * where there’s a will…

3^RD SEASON: an american family * behind every great man * diane meets mom * the executive’s executioner * I call your name * rebound-parts 1 & 2 (combined) * sam turns the other cheek

4^TH SEASON: the barstoolie * birth, death, love, and rice * cliffy’s big score * dark imaginings * diane chambers day * diane’s nightmare * don juan is hell * fools and their money * from beer to eternity * I’ll gladly pay you tuesday * the groom wore clearasil * love thy neighbor * the peterson principle * the second time around * someday my prince will come * strange bedfellows-part 1 * strange bedfellows-part 2 * strange bedfellows-part 3 * suspicion * take my shirt…please? * 2 good 2 be 4 real (includes 7 page outline) * woody goes belly up

5^TH SEASON: abnormal psychology * the book of samuel * the cape cad * chambers v. malone * cheers: the motion picture * dance, dance, dance * diamond sam * dog bites cliff * everyone imitates art * the godfather: part III * a house is not a home * house of horrors with formal dining and used brick * I do, adieu * knights of the scimitar * money dearest * never love a goalie-parts 1 & 2 (combined) * norm’s first hurrah * the proposal * simon says * spellbound * tan ‘n’ wash * thanksgiving orphans * young doctor weinstein

6^TH SEASON: and god created woodman * airport v * backseat becky, upfront * bar wars * bidding on the boys * the big kiss-off * christmas cheers * the crane mutiny * home is the sailor * ‘I’ on sports * a kiss is still a kiss * the last angry mailman * let sleeping drakes lie * little carla, happy at last-part 1 * little carla, happy at last-part 2 * my fair clavin * our hourly bread * paint your office * pudd’nhead boyd * the sam in the gray flannel suit * slumber party massacred * a tale of two cuties * to all the girls I’ve loved before * woody for hire meets norman of the apes * yacht of fools

7^TH SEASON: the cranemakers * executive sweet * golden boyd * how to recede in business * norm, is that you? * send in the crane * swear to god

8^TH SEASON: the improbable dream-part 1 * the improbable dream-part 2 * indoor fun with sammy and robby * two girls for every boyd

9^TH SEASON: achilles hill * grease * I’m getting my act together and sticking it in your face * ma always liked you best * rebecca redux * veggie-boyd * where nobody knows your name

10^TH SEASON: ma’s little maggie * take me out of the ballgame